The item you have chosen is under construction. If you’ve chosen a Featured Story, this generally means a new story is being added. If there is a date listed on the story that is in the future, that is when the story you’re looking for will be published. If you’ve chosen one of our issues, the issue will be released on the 1st of the month listed (April 1 or October 1).

Fear not! Whatever you’re looking for is going to be awesome and you’ll be able to read all the stories in due time. :-)

In the meantime, here’s a Trolley Problem for you to consider:

Uh oh! A train is barreling down the track. If you do nothing, it will continue on, and all hamburgers will be wiped from the face of the Earth, never to return. Or, you can pull the lever, switch it to the other track, and save the future of hamburgers, but every time you order a milkshake for the rest of your life, it will be spoiled and chunky.

What do you do?